May 27, 2009

Padel V. Walcott

I’m a little late to the party with this news, but in case you haven’t heard, Ruth Padel, the first woman to become the Oxford Professor of Poetry, has resigned after word broke that she'd alerted a journalist to the past accusations of sexual harassment made against her main rival for the job, Derek Walcott, who had withdrawn from the contest after that news surfaced. Whew! You'd think this was a presidential election or something.


I feel a little mixed about this whole thing. If past sexual harassment claims against Walcott are in fact out there, then they should have been brought to someone’s attention—just probably not by Padel, who says she was “trying in a misguided way to address student concerns." Apparently Oxford University is planning to hold a new election at a later date, but Padel reports that she won’t be running in this second election. Whether Padel was part of some alleged “campaign” against Walcott or just had a moment of questionable judgment, we’ll never know, but it’s truly unfortunate that her historic appointment has been so completely tarnished by all this unsavory political maneuvering.

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May 24, 2009

What do Christie's and the Herzl Jewish Camp newspaper have in common?

An inability to distinguish a "poem" by 16-year-old Bob Dylan from lyrics by Canadian country music star Hank "The Yodeling Ranger" Snow, apparently, according to Reuters, which "discovered the lyrics matched the Snow song when alerted by a reader" and which then told Christie's about this discovery.

Here's what Christie's is saying about the screw-up: "Additional information has come to our attention about the handwritten poem submitted by Bob Dylan to his camp newspaper, written when he was 16, entitled 'Little Buddy.' The words are in fact a revised version of lyrics of a Hank Snow song [...] This still remains among the earliest known handwritten lyrics of Bob Dylan and Christie's is pleased to offer them in our Pop Culture auction on June 23."

What the article seems to suggest--but which no one seems to want to say--is that Dylan, back in his Bobby Zimmerman days, passed of this slightly tweaked Hank Snow song as his own original composition, much the same way that kid in that movie The Squid and the Whale succeeded for a time in convincing everybody that he had written the Pink Floyd song, "Hey You." Not to try to use this as evidence that Dylan is somehow a fraud/that the emperor has no clothes; he's clearly one of the most important creative figures of the 20th century--but what does this early piece of, um, borrowing without citation suggest about being a major creative figure in the 20th century? Also, if you're one of the people planning to bid on the item on the 23rd of June, does this plot twist alter the amount you're willing to shell out?

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May 14, 2009

America's Former Top Internet Meme


Because sometimes we need a break from the literary ... and TV is like reading for regular folks. Anyway, I really wanted Allison Harvard to win this "cycle" of America's Next Top Model, but it was not to be. Which in the end is probably better, because actually being America's Next Top Model is really pretty embarrassing. (Witness last cycle's winner, "McKey," shilling for Cover Girl in recent episodes. She seems both bored and brainwashed.)

What I love about Allison, besides the fact that she is totally adorable, sort of a female counterpart to Christian Siriano, is that she was once semi-well-known around these here Internet parts as "Creepy Chan," from her super-spooky-big-eyed pics on the Anime-heavy image bulletin board 4chan. Plus, she told Tyra and Co. in her initial interview that she has an obsession with blood. And they let her through anyway! And she almost won!

Coming to the end of a reality TV season is very like finishing a good book. I'm going to miss these characters. I'm going to miss you Creepy Chan.

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May 11, 2009

Garrison Keillor likes poetry because it gets him laid…

…or so he says in his National Poetry Month column, “Write a Poem. Get the Girl.” But why do people like Garrison Keillor?

Is it the worn-out jokes about caveman times? (“Back when our hairy-legged ancestors were living in mud huts and smelling of rancid grease and wood smoke, men were not attractive to women at all. Fighting with rocks and clubs made unsightly marks on men and left putrefying sores. They squatted around the smoking fires, put ashes on their wounds, exchanged myths, and felt a terrible ache for love and affection.”) The way he tries awkwardly to make rape comical? (“They longed to see women exhibit an avid interest in them for their own merits and not have to go marauding against enemy tribes and stand toe to toe with their warriors and hack at them and eviscerate and decapitate them and drag their women away screaming and sobbing.”) Or maybe it’s the sexism and heteronormativity? (“That's the real message of Poetry Month […] it's the month when you should write a poem and see how powerful this can be in winning the favor of women.”) Pshares readers, if any of you are Keillor fans, help a blogger out: what’s the appeal?

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May 7, 2009

New Voices: Jess Row

Jess Row was born in 1974 in Washington, DC. His first book, The Train to Lo Wu, a collection of short stories set in Hong Kong, was published in 2005; in 2006 it was shortlisted for the PEN/Hemingway Award and was a finalist for the Kiriyama Prize. In 2007 he was named a "Best Young American Novelist" by Granta. His stories have appeared, or are forthcoming, in Ploughshares, Granta, American Short Fiction, The Atlantic, Threepenny Review, Five Chapters, Ontario Review, Harvard Review, and elsewhere, and have been anthologized twice in The Best American Short Stories. He has also received a Pushcart Prize, an NEA fellowship in fiction, and a Whiting Writer's Award. He is currently at work on a new collection of short stories and a novel set in Laos during the Vietnam War. Jess is an assistant professor of English at the College of New Jersey, and lives in Princeton, New Jersey, with his wife Sonya Posmentier, and daughter Mina. A longtime student in the Kwam Um School of Zen, he was ordained a dharma teacher in 2004.

Your story, Lives of the Saints, recently appeared in the Spring 2009 issue of Ploughshares, guest-edited by Eleanor Wilner. Can you talk a little about where the idea for this story came from?

In this case I had a kind of a vision of these two young people on the subway, the girl lying on the boy's lap, and I wanted to know what brought them there. At the time I was writing the story there was a lot of talk about artists and hipsters moving into the South Bronx—this may still be happening, though there's been less discussion of it recently—and I suppose I wanted to take that idea of urban "pioneering" (a disgraceful term, but people use it) to its furthest possible extreme. Which, in the case of New York, would be Hunts Point. And then overlapping that was the timeframe, a few years after September 11th, just far enough away from the event that it begins to be stylized and made a point of reference, an image-commodity.

Was there a particular aspect of writing Lives of the Saints that proved especially challenging?

I had a lot of fun writing this story, actually. It didn't feel like work. I love New York, but because I'm not from the city, I don't take the setting for granted, as some writers do (by necessity). And these two young people are very close to my heart, misguided as they are. They have a great deal of courage; in some ways I wish I had that kind of courage. But not the naïvete that goes along with it. Working on this story was really a refuge from other things I was supposed to be doing; not that it wasn't hard—writing any story is hard—but I didn't notice it at the time.

What is your favorite first line from a work of fiction?


I don't have an all-time favorite, but a great one that comes to mind is the beginning of Melanie Rae Thon's story Xmas, Jamaica Plain: "I'm your worst fear. But I'm not the worst thing that could happen."

Last line?

That would be from F. Scott Fitzgerald's story Babylon Revisited: "She would never have wanted him to be so alone."

I’ve read that you're currently working on a novel and a new story collection. Are you working on those manuscripts simultaneously? Can you talk a little about how the two projects are co-existing?

The collection is now finished; the novel is in its last stages, and I'm actually at work on a new collection (and thinking about a new novel too). There's really no good answer to that question other than to say that I have a short attention span and a lot of stories I want to write. It's not an approach I would recommend to anyone else, but at least it keeps life interesting.

Who are some of your all-time favorite writers? Some emerging writers that are catching your attention?

My all-time favorites list: John Banville, Nadine Gordimer, John Berger, Michael Ondaatje, Gina Berriault, Charles Baxter, John Edgar Wideman, Robert Stone, J.M. Coetzee, Paul West. As far as young writers go in this country, I think there's a real impatience, across the board, with strict distinctions between "realism" and "avant-garde"; you see that in the new fabulists, like Karen Russell, Kelly Link, and Judy Budnitz, for example. There's also a lot of new interest in regional particularity and in rural or at least non-urban life, sometimes with a gothic or fantastic edge: David Means, Ander Monson, Peter Markus, Jason Brown, Lewis Robinson, Charles D'Ambrosio. And then there's the enormous ongoing globalization of American fiction, as the definition of who is American and what constitutes "American experience" changes. A novel like The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao would not have been possible ten years ago, and yet now to many of my undergraduate students it has defined the possibilities of fiction for the future. The distinction between "immigrant" fiction or "multicultural" fiction and the normative, white-male, canonical tradition is beginning to disappear. There's a huge amount of vitality in contemporary fiction, and I think mainstream publishing is just barely keeping up with it.

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May 6, 2009

Bad Brains

As with zombies and their recreational pursuits, ideas about our cognitive sufficiency have been occupying my thoughts lately. Someone asked me what I thought about when writing, and I struggled to characterize the extremely dull evidence of generative activity that I display. Occasional rhythmic rocking of some sort. A wide but minute array of fiddling. Scrutinization of the middle distance. A sort of verbal approximation of sign language. Feeling around the shapes of words without actually wanting to touch them, so as to transfer them to the page much the way one handles radioactive material through a wall with big rubber clown gloves. Needless to say, these comparisons didn’t feel particularly striking.

Others, though, have been pursuing plenty of scientifically transgressive thoughts about creativity out there. Mental illness itself is being rehabilitated, having attained, in some circles, Darwinian sanction:


It's now increasingly being argued that there are survival advantages to others forms of illness, too, because of the links between the traits associated with them and creativity. "It can be difficult for people to reconcile mental illness with the idea that traits may not be disabling. While people accept that there are health benefits to anxiety, they are more wary of schizophrenia and manic depression," says Professor Gordon Claridge, emeritus professor of abnormal psychology at Oxford University, who has edited a special edition of the journal Personality and Individual Differences, looking at the links between mental illness and creativity. "There is now a feeling that these traits have survived because they have some adaptive value. To be mildly manic depressive or mildly schizophrenic brings a flexibility of thought, an openness, and risk-taking behaviour, which does have some adaptive value in creativity. The price paid for having those traits is that some will have mental illness."


In contrast, one researcher is drawing less-than-flattering comparisons between less-than-ideal hemispheric activity and unsuccessful verse:


In a recent study, Albert-Jan. Roskam found that poems of mediocre quality and aphasic transcripts may be indistinguishable, especially for men. His findings raise questions on gender differences in the specialization of the left brain hemisphere in the context of poetry.

To test the hypothesis that poems of mediocre quality and aphasic transcripts cannot be distinguished, Roskam surveyed employees of a Dutch medical center and subscribers of a statistical newsgroup on the internet. Respondents were presented four pairs of poems and aphasic transcripts.

Poems were rated slightly higher than aphasic transcripts. Among men, there were no significant differences between ratings of poems and aphasic speech. Women rated poems slightly but significantly higher than aphasic transcript


I have no idea what the gender differential means. So many variables, so little useful verbiage. Going further afield, other researchers are stripping the already-diminished ego of cognitive credit:


A recent brain scanning experiment by researchers at Johns Hopkins University found that jazz musicians in the midst of improvisation - they were playing a specially designed keyboard in a brain scanner - showed dramatically reduced activity in the prefrontal cortex. It was only by "deactivating" this brain area that the musicians were able to spontaneously invent new melodies. The scientists compare this unwound state of mind with that of dreaming during REM sleep, meditation, and other creative pursuits, such as the composition of poetry. But it also resembles the thought process of a young child, albeit one with musical talent. Baudelaire was right: "Genius is nothing more nor less than childhood recovered at will."


Kind of makes one want to adopt a Hippocratic oath toward o’erweening ideas about the brain. Speaking of o’erweening, I loved this profile of Frederick Seidel in The New York Times. I’ve struggled for years to explain some of my unease/impatience with the aftertaste of privileged disdain and perverse glee that I’ve felt radiating off his poems, and I think that “Laureate of the Louche” kind of sums it all up:

Meanwhile, from other corners of that world, Seidel has earned different and more complicated epithets: “sinister,” “disturbing,” “savage,” “the most frightening American poet ever” and even “the Darth Vader of contemporary poetry.”

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“When he mentions East Hampton or the Carlyle or Le Cirque or Ducati,” the former poet laureate Billy Collins told me, “it doesn’t even seem like name-dropping. He does what every exciting poet must do: avoid writing what everyone thinks of as ‘poetry.’ ” Collins’s quotation marks around “poetry” are the keys that begin to unlock Seidel’s art. As Lorin Stein, an editor at Seidel’s publishing house, Farrar, Straus & Giroux, and a friend of Seidel’s, explained recently, Seidel’s qualities as a poet are in direct opposition to the poetry of many of his peers. “A lot of ways that people gin themselves up to write poetry nowadays require a setting aside of certain crass realities,” Stein said. “Crass realities of everyday colloquial communication; crass realities of money and power and sex; crass realities of the ‘I’ in its filthier manifestations. A lot of contemporary poetry has manufactured these great machines for avoiding coarseness — the dream of an escape.” That Seidel’s poems embrace the crassness at the heart of modern living makes him sound a good deal more like a novelist in the 19th-century mode — Stendhal and his mirror walking down the street reflecting modern life.


Then again, I’ve never been much for satire, especially satire that carries with it the implicit air that the author is the only one who is qualified (and sophisticated enough) to make the critique. To me, Robert Lowell always seemed to be taking it for granted that the only reason he could criticize the Brahmin was because he was of the Brahmin. I find this strain off-putting in both Lowell and his heirs, with whom I think Seidel belongs, even though he is clearly concerned more with a private good, than a public good.
Finally, in the spirit of psycho- logy/analysis, I’d like to leave you with an excellent little Freud Quiz from The Best American Poetry:


One August day in 1909 Freud fainted in Jung's company because

(1) He was eating lunch with Jung and the schnitzel disagreed with him
(2) He felt a sexual attraction to Jung
(3) Freud had slept with his wife’s younger sister and Jung threatened to blackmail him after hearing him talk about it in his sleep on the trip the two men took to America
(4) They were having an argument about something trivial when Jung revealed himself to be a virulent anti-Semite. “You’re next,” he said with an evil laugh. He kept repeating, Jude Jude Jude.
(5) Freud said the father of monotheism must have hated his own father and Jung gave him a dirty look
(6) Jung said the spring weather made him feel like a young man. From this innocuous remark, Freud knew that Jung was an impostor. “You were never Jung!” Freud cried.

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What is up with the HuffPo

I hear people raving left and right about the Huffington Post all the time ... OK maybe not "raving" "left" and "right" but people do really like it, right? It's the new Slate, etc? The few times I've clicked over there (it comes perilously close to a news source for me) to read an article (usually linked from a blog or some such), I admit I am enticed to click on like five other links. The related articles splattered all over the page just freaking intrigue me. Like this one: "Why can't women sleep?" This headline is pushing all my buttons ... I'm a woman! Sometimes I can't sleep! Is this science or just sexism? Give it to me, HuffPo!!

If you actually read the article, you'll see the writing really sucks. I basically found something wrong or stupid in every sentence. The intro is based on nonsensical math. ("According to the National Sleep Foundation's 2007 Sleep in America poll, '67% of women say they frequently experience a sleep problem. Additionally, 43% say that daytime sleepiness interferes with their daily activities.' Add up those figures and you'll end up with a larger-than-life percentage." Uhhh, but toward what purpose are they being added? I'm guessing the 43% is a subset of the 67%, rather than 110% of women splitting between two nonexclusive camps.) The first subhead is actually "Sleep: What is it?"

UHHHH. Is the average Internet reader seriously this dumb now? The author goes on to say that she thought (before conducting extensive research for this piece, apparently) sleep was a "non-thing." But no. Turns out, it's "an activity."

Putting aside the fact that HuffPo is in dire need of a copy editor, check out the non-brilliance of this passage:

It seems responsible to stress about the effects of your sleep-deficient night. And yes, a body that's frazzled by lack o' sleep is more prone to fueling a freak-out. [...]

The first step to better sleep is to rethink our worries. The things we're freaking out about feel real. But are they really happening?

We worry about botching the big presentation, for instance. Was that "accurate or not?" Did we forget the kids at school (or the dog at doggy daycare)? If the answer is no, there's really nothing to worry about, really....other than our worrisome attachment to worrying.
Is it just me, or is that straight-up incoherent? "Was that 'accurate or not?'"??? Do some of those really's somehow cancel each other out like double negatives? Besides, don't we have conclusive evidence that lack of sleep makes people fuck shit up? I just heard that's what really caused the Exxon Valdez spill.

So what the hell people. Tell me what is up with the HuffPo. Is this just a crazy outlier? Because I'm starting to think that anything populist blows.

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May 3, 2009

Short Story Month

It might not be quite as official as National Poetry Month, but in case you didn’t know, May has been declared the month of the short story. In celebration of SSM, Dan Wickett at the Emerging Writers Network is aiming to “find three stories to read and blog about—one from a collection that maybe I've held onto a little too long, should have finished and reviewed by now, etc; one from a print journal; and one from an online journal. By month's end, if all goals are met, just under 100 short stories will have been read and commented upon.” Via his own posts and some guest contributions, Dan has already accumulated a great selection of story recommendations and SSM has also been noticed by notables venues like Poets & Writers and Larry Dark at the Story Prize blog, along with countless other writers, bloggers, and short story enthusiasts. So if you love short stories (and, really, who doesn’t love a good short story?), here are a few easy ways to celebrate SSM: blogging about a story you love, buying a story collection, recommending a short story you love to friends, making a donation to an institution or publication that shows particularly strong support for the short story, or subscribing to a literary journal.

PS—Logo courtesy Steven Seighman

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